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When your Girlfriend gets pissed at you for hitting on her friend all night, she offers to give you a blowjob and while she is sucking o..
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Feeling the effects of allergies.
I feel allergetic today. I have been coughing and sneezing all day because of allergies.
See sick..
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Deficating in a clothes dryer that contains the clothes of someone whom you dislike.
Did Mark wash his clothes? Good, I'm gonna g..