What is Buttered?
1.
The idea of being "butt hurt" about something, but buttered is what it sounds like if you say it fast.
Gosh, Nick is so buttered about Tim not inviting him over with everyone else.
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2.
buttered means to be extremely drunk or hiqh off of somethin .
" damn yu shoulda came to that party last niqht everybody was buttered ! "
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3.
Extremely intoxicated on any substance; mostly relates to alcohol.
You should have came to the
kegger last night! Everyone was buttered!
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4.
To get scammed into sex by a very unsavory whore, possibly while intoxicated
"Jesse got buttered"
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5.
1. average joe meaning: - Bladdered
2. Honours graduate meaning: -To be highly inebriated after a night of intoxicating liquer.
The complete loss of all limbs that you look like a puppet with ths strings cut, and 'spread' across the (road/pavement/tramps crotch).
He was that buttered he was spread across the pavement.
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6.
when you get drunk enough to tell girls unflattering things about yourself,
i.e.
you watch immature reality shows
you can't afford a cell phone
However, a buttering is only successful if she ends up calling u
"I was so completely buttered last night I told this girl Kristin that I sold sneakers for a living"
7.
buttered means coke high.
"michele, i'm buttered!"
"i know, i'm super buttered dude"
