What is Buzzer Beater?
1.
When you fuck your girlfriend the day before she gets her period.
Kelly - "I got my period today." Steve - "Awesome, I hit a Buzzer Beater last night."
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2.
when you are having a wet dream and just about to blow you load all over the sheets but your alarm goes off and wakes you up before you get one off.
I was having the best dream nailing Reba McIntire and was just about to blow my load in her red mane when the fucking buzzer on my alarm woke me up.
3.
The act in which a single male applies force to the funny bone via the edge of a table, and then proceeds to masterbate with the numbed arm.
Upon viewing the latest episode of Murder She Wrote, Poindexter felt the need to bang out a buzzer beater.
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4.
The act of timed masturbation. Set your timer to a good time for yourself and try to reach climax before the buzzer goes off. Also nice to set your own personal best or you can even have time trials.
Doug had Buzzer beater time trials with sasko, and his dad. Doug is still the buzzer beater champion.
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5.
When a male obtains the contact information of a female he has never met before in less than a minute.
Abel was in the library and pulled that girls info. I thought it was over, but then he hit the buzzer beater.
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