Bwian

What is Bwian?


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Brian of Natareth (Also known as "Bwian", a name given to him by Pontius Pilate): Infamous neighbour of Jesus of Nazareth. Brian lead a controversial life around 0 AD. Despite denying his influence on the common people, he was recognized as a great moral and spiritual leader. His qualifications include: having (unprotected) sexbefore marriage, being a member of a terroristorganization and having been to outer space. Recent rumors also claim that he also possessed weapons of mass destruction. Eventually Brian was accused of trying to create a better world, and even though not guilty, he was sentenced to crucification. His life was portrayed in a 1979 documentary called "Life Of Brian".

"I am glad Brian didnt heal me as well!"


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