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What to say during a time of distress-as in o shit this sucks
Fuck me running sideways I'm tired
See fuck, sex, running, intercou..
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A person who(while at work) retreats to the latrine to send text messages from their cell phone, while turding.
Mike always grabs his p..
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One who makes a living purchasing items on Ebay only to turn around and sell them on Ebay for a higher price.
Mike: "I was outbid..