Cacked

What is Cacked?


1.

1. Completely fucked. Totally screwed up, broken, shit.

2. To be "cacked". or covered, and completely fucked because of it.

1. "Goddamnit, this computer is completely cacked."

2. "HAHAHA You fell over and landed in pig shit, you're cacked with shit!"

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2.

Died suddenly. Typically used to describe the improbable outcome of death due to unusual or unlikely circumstances.

The guy was a marathoner his whole life, model of fitness for everyone we know. He was taking out the garbage this morning when he just cacked.

See died, expired, kacked, terminated

3.

To be incredibly drunk or to drink an excess amount of alcohol

I got cacked off of that thirty rack last night

See drunk, sober, alcohol, wasted, booze, beer, vodka

4.

an expelled turd

that turd floating in the bowl looks freshly cacked

See turd, jobby, shit, cack, poop, faeces

5.

The act of finishing a bowl of marijuana.

"Hey man, give me a rip."

"Sorry, but it's cacked."

See cashed, finished, done, depleted, gone

6.

1) adj. when an object becomes severely damaged

2) adj. when a human becomes extremely injured by way of drinking or other substance enhanced state

3) adj. when a situation becomes intolerable

Man Simko was really Cacked when he broke ripped the door off the bathroom stall. The whole stall is completely Cacked dude.


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