What is Caint?
1.
can of paint or the number 287. for the lazy folk.
"Shit Rusty, I's fergot my caint back in ther house!"
"I have caint days to retain my virginity--when that last day comes and I'm still loose as a coffee can, say goodbye to the dreamboat with the nice ass."
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2.
Don't
I caint know
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3.
The way that some Americans from small rural towns say the word can't. In this translation it loses the apostraphe out of spite for the English language all together. This is possibly caused by some form of injury to the head in birth or early childhood. Often caused by the parent on purpose to feel some sort of retribution for the child being born.
I caint do anything right.
I caint find the hole (most likely pronounced hoe,because of the rural town birth/childhood defect).
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