What is Cak?
1.
slang for penis.
"my cak is hanging out of my pants."
2.
Alternate pronunciation of "cock", the male sex organ. Used as a slang term.
Guy: "I'd like to take my cak and slap her across the face."
Guy's friends: "hahahaha"
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3.
A new-age, ever-popular growing, slang way to say cock. Also pronounced with a "y" sound preceding the A.
It is a well known fact that everyone on earth is a cak except for Craig.
4.
the better pronuciation of cock, it takes the word cock and does a 180 on it and takes it to the extreme.
"Ranch is for dill-danks! people who like ranch sauce are so in love with the cak!
5.
Male Genitalia; a Penis; a Cock.
Pixagen sucks cak all day long
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6.
A huge giant monster penis.
Have you seen Matt's huge cak, I have to take an elevator to the top just to fuck him!
7.
a person of obnoxious or inept character; unreliable, a fumbler, feckless, with inane speech, and a spoiler.
The food poisoning was the result of the cak hand of my husband's cookery.
Beethoven's 5th became a cacophony under the cak baton of Maestro Bozo.
