Calcium Pirate

What is Calcium Pirate?


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A person who speaks before they think, horrifically ruining any chances. Chances which where very slim to begin with

"He said "I see you found my giant glass of milk" to her... What a Calcium Pirate"

See facepalm, pirate, calcium, milk


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