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Random babble spouted by the great Patton Oswlat.
If I had a melted face id have the common decency to kill myself. Not go around all m..
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A vivid analogy/comparison I coined, describing being duped or hoodwinked; a tantalizing offer or prospect that turns out to be phony or..
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Is what you say when someone either within a defined perimeter, or smell-shot radius of you, farts. If you are the farter, you must pass..
