What is Calfed?
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the act of a newborn on ice, a fetal calf, symptoms consist of efensike eyes, and being in the state of euphoria known as the munchies
Bob Marley is a prime example of being calfed.
Ian was so calfed last night, he left a trail of crumbs that eventually led to his spot he passed out.
Scoob is a baby calf.
Dude I'm so calfed right now, I say we order the 5-5-5 deal from Domino's.
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