What is California Carrot?
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The act of having a a girl suck on your penis until it is nice and moist. Then you stick your penis in either a bag of Doritos or Cheetos so it gains an orangish color resembling a carrot. You then proceed to have anal sex with your partner.
I need to stop by the gas station and pick up some doritos so i can give Jessica a California Carrot.
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