What is California Hot Pocket?

1.

The sexual act of taking a dump into a mans open butthole and churning it up with an egg beater. The resulting poo will reflect that of somebody who eats Hot Pockets.

You, the pooper, proceed to take a massive bloody dump onto the other persons face and scream out "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!"

Also known as the: "Ceizer Shavez"

Dude, what's the bloody mess all over your face?

It's Fred, he crapped on my face...

California Hot Pocket, huh?

yup...

nice..

See yup, s, g

2.

When a person uses the outer shelling of a hot pocket, deficates in it, then finally gives it to an unexpecting person to eat.

Dude I gave Cavan the worst California Hot Pocket yesterday it got all over his face.

See california, hot pocket, nasty, gross, yummy

3.

When the male goes boom boom (poopy) in a females vaginal area and then repeatedly keeps thrusting so the penis is covered in his feces and it is in and out of the vagina.

"Lets get dirty, lets have a california hot pocket"

See california, vagina, fece, boom-boom
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