Call Mary-kate

What is Call Mary-kate?


1.

To do something that is not exactly the most effective course of action in the face of an emergency or disaster. See "death of Heath Ledger".

George W. Bush, when he learned about the attacks on New York, pulled a 'call Mary-Kate' when he kept reading that children's book to those kids.

See panic, response, lame, freeze


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