What is Call Mary-kate?
1.
To do something that is not exactly the most effective course of action in the face of an emergency or disaster. See "death of Heath Ledger".
George W. Bush, when he learned about the attacks on New York, pulled a 'call Mary-Kate' when he kept reading that children's book to those kids.
See
Random Words:
1.
The act of masturbating in one's sleep.
Teenager: Mom, can you wash my sheets? I had another wet dream.
Mom: God Dammit, have you..
1.
Attempting to have sex with a flaccid penis. Most likely to happen after a night of drinking
OMG- Drew was so drunk he spent HOURS soft..