What is Calling Morpheus?
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To use a pay phone on the street to roll a joint, blunt, or hit a pipe.
I was rolling a joint downtown in manhattan and my friend bill is like "what are you doing over there Calling Morpheus?" and i turn around with a joint.
Any nefarious activity using a phone booth or kiosk falls under the calling morpheus umbrella. must be a landline not a closet or dark corner and your cell
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Someone that is stupid.
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An asshole who deserves to spend his time riding or jockeying choads.
That guy is such a choad jockey.
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