Calm The Ham Edit Meaning

1. When you fart in your hand and then wank furiously! "ahhhh blad, last night right? I farted in my hand right? and I wanked myself ..

1. Fairly unoriginal but extremely fitting nickname for the twattish lead singer of excuse for a band Bring Me The Horizon. Known to freque..

1. Talking smack to impress people, without any particular promised action taking place. Did you hear the State of the Union? Talk about ..