Calmingtons Edit Meaning

1. When you take a shit on a CD. Then put it in the grill to bake, then taking the CD out, you sprinkle some cheese on it. Then put it unde..

1. A term coined by Patton Oswalt in an attempt to create a more wholesome term for semen. With all that love paint, you look like a rat i..

1. An ancient device used by Abraham Fuhrer to hide shekels. The device would be placed on the head with the shekels hidden safely undernea..