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your completley off topic
friend1: man did you see that movie with neil patrick harris
friend2:yeah i saw starship troopers
friend1:..
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this is kind of hard to describe, but it's a way to describe someone of the opposite sex that you find gloriously attractive...when..
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1. Buy a Russian Bride
2. Force feed her a few bottles of vodka
3. Throw her in a freezer
4. Wait a few hours, then gang bang her fro..