Calorie Gallery

What is Calorie Gallery?


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When your so fat that people cant help but stare at you as if you are some rare piece of art.

I almost got into a freaking car accident while staring at some calorie gallery wearing spandex and a tube top.

See fat, hippo, nasty, whale, calorie, chunky, moo moo


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