Calories

What is Calories?

the hair on your ass that stands up after an ugly girl gives you the "i wanna bang u" look. Its a disease.

Jay got a lot of calories after looking at Sam eat waffles in front of the television naked.

T-and-a

1. Journalistic abbreviation for 'tits-and-ass,' used when the complete phrase would be out of character for the piece. The much..

Poo-wank

1. the wanking of poo usaully exercised by homosexuals or people with serious mentall retardations hey look at that retard having a poo-wa..

Ding Dong Dick

1. Similar to door bell trade but the unscheduled arrival of a previous craigslist respondent showing up at your door unannounced for a rep..

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