Calories

What is Calories?

the hair on your ass that stands up after an ugly girl gives you the "i wanna bang u" look. Its a disease.

Jay got a lot of calories after looking at Sam eat waffles in front of the television naked.

Qmtf

1. QMTF: Question mark the fuck. Used when two nerds meet on IM and don't want to follow the more standard "WTF" (what the f..

Eva Longloria

1. Improper spelling of a famous actress' name. Google: Your search- Eva Longloria naked - did not match any documents See eva, long..

Lanneke

1. A beautiful girl, often very talented. Will be shy and not believe the truth about her stunning good looks. WOW Lanneke. See hot, beau..

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