What is Can Of Crushed Assholes?


1.

to feel like shit after a night of drinking and to look even worse. Syn: shit run over twice.

Dude how much did you drink last night, you look like a can of crushed assholes.

2.

to have an ugly face, to be unattractive.

When my sister was born my dad said her face looked like a can of crushed assholes.

3.

An Australian term for a can of preserved dates.

Aunt Edna put the can of crushed assholes into the sticky date pud.


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