What is Can Of Crushed Assholes?
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to feel like shit after a night of drinking and to look even worse. Syn: shit run over twice.
Dude how much did you drink last night, you look like a can of crushed assholes.
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to have an ugly face, to be unattractive.
When my sister was born my dad said her face looked like a can of crushed assholes.
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An Australian term for a can of preserved dates.
Aunt Edna put the can of crushed assholes into the sticky date pud.
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one of the best tasting desserts in existance. Usually consisting of chocolate,custard cream and graham crumbs in a sandwhich form
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The softest hands you feel, I.e kaitlyn's, after the b & b lotion has been applied.
Your hands are soft...have they been pumpk..