Canaan Edit Meaning

1.

The art of rimjobbing a sasquatch.

damn he really Canaan'd that chick?, NASTY.

See rimjob, michigan, canaan, asshole

2.

adj.

wonderful, magical, and full of hope

My Babe is a true canaan.

See conan, sweetie, disney, canine

3.

Ugly, stupid, retarded. Mentaly challenged in every way. Someone that will stab you in the back and rip out your kidneys. Someone obsessive over people that dont like him/or her. Morbidly obese! A monster someone who will eat your children, but in the end he'll/she'll always love you.

OMG you look like a freaking canaan.

Wow, she is so gonna be a canaan.

See canaan, ugly, butface, stupid, faggot

4.

a squid.

Many canaans live in the Kosher seas

See squid, cannon, idoit, squid head

5.

Obsessive with his body, someone who wants big muscles.

Man you are turning into a Canaan nowadays!

See canman, scrawny, can, muscle head