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When you ejaculate on your own arm in a line and the girl snorts it off.
Friend: Dude I didn't know you dealt.
Me: Ya last night ..
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a man juggling 3 hot turds in 5 minutes without letting one slip
wow look at that man juggling three brown hot dogs....hang on, their n..
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Using the power of Google image search to find pictures of David Hasselhoff to email to unsuspecting victims (See also "Hoff")..