What is Canadian Bacon?
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Canadian Bacon- mall cop/rent-a-cop
A rent-a-cop has no real authority, but they are still assholes and act like they are part of the Gestapo in Nazi Germany. They are still pigs, but they are lame...thus Canadian meaning boring/bland and bacon meaning pigs.
At first I got freaked out when I noticed the uniform, but I realized it was just Canadian bacon so I continued robbing this bitch at gunpoint.
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Funny as hell movie, but really stupid, involes America going to a Cold War with Canada to get presidential ratings.
" Imagine your children pledging allegiance to the Maple Leaf. Maynonase on everything. Winter, 11 months of the year. Ann Murray... All day.... Every day"
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Used to define one's extraordinary large or thick penis. Originates from the thickness of the breakfast meet it's named after. Meat being another slang for penis.
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Ham
This Canadian bacon taste like ham!
Wait a minute.....{Bites into some ham}
HOLY SHIT!!!
ABSOLUTELY INDISTINGUISHABLE FLAVOR!!!!
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Pen name of a somewhat well known "writer" of professional wrestling online. Canadian Bacon likens himself an "insider", even though it's fairly obvious he doesn't know what he's talking about. It is not known if Bacon is really as stupid as he seems, or just pretending to pull over a gag. Bacon is also obsessed with his home province of Saskatchewan, sticking his fingers in things, and talking about his testicles. He is generally despised.
"Canadian Bacon is either the dumbest son of a bitch I've ever read, or he's a comic genius."
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same thing as regular bacon, just made in those fresh smelling canadian factories!
Here at Uncle Jimmy's Canadian Bacon Farm we dip our meat in a pot of air fresheners, cellulite, and THC to preserve our great Uncle Jimmy taste.
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At the point of climax the man pulls out of the girl's vagina and thus busts his nut on her back allowing it to calcify to a substance. The girl then peels the crusty jizm off of her upper ass and eats it.
Last night i went on a blind date with Judith. After she ate a club sub she told me how much she loves bacon. Naturally i suggested that she try Canadian Bacon; she agreed and told me that it was the best bacon that she had ever tried.
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