Canadian Facewash

What is Canadian Facewash?

When a woman covers her muff with snow before stuffing a man's face into said crotch.

I think Steve might need Valtrex and some hot tea to recover from that nasty Canadian Facewash.

See facewash, canada, muff diving, woman, man

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