What is Canal Winchester?
1.
Place where stoners wander aimlessly all day, trying to find enough people to "throw in" some money for pot. they then get blazed behind the middle school er wherever and go do stuff in random places all over town.
Stoner 1: "Dude, what do you wanna do?"
Stoner 2: "There's nothing TO do in Canal Winchester."
Stoner 1: "Well, I got like.. 3 bucks. Wanna throw in for some weed?"
Stoner 2: "F**k yeah!"
Like, 30min later...
Stoner 2: "Duude.. let's go like.. get Patrick to get us some free Wendy's and.. uuu.. what was i sayin?"
Stoner 1: "Wha..?"
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2.
Canal Winchester is in the middle of nowhere and it sucks. Here is a brief overview:
Canal Winchester High School's mascot is the Indians, and their colors are maroon and white. The high school offers many college prep and AP courses. New elementary schools, a new wing of the high school, and a new junior high school have all been built since 2000. In athletics they are best known for their basketball, track, cross country, cheerleading, and volleyball teams, all of which compete at the Division 2 level. In recent years the school has produced two Wendy's High School Heisman State Finalists in Greg Guiler and Andy Rhinehart, an award to the state's best high school student athletes.
"Canal Winchester? Where is that?"
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