Kermiting The Frog

What is Kermiting The Frog?

A ritual as old as the male gender, the masturbator squats low to the ground and spreads his knees like a frog, and jerks aggressively.

Your mom asked me if i thought kermiting the frog in her mouth would be okay, but I'd feel uncomfortable dating you if I accepted.

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Hfmf

1. Abbreviation for heinous fuckery most foul. Guy1: Someone stole my car! Guy2: HFMF. Guy1: ...What? See heinous, fuckery, foul, fluke..

Unprotensenzelous

1. A word made up by the great W13 so he doesn't have to have a proper reason to do things which affects many people. W13: "You ..

Adverage

1. A common misspelling of the word average. So common that it has in fact taken on the definition of the word average. It is also used to..

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