What is Candy Sanchez?
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Like a "Dirty Sanchez" except using vaginal fluids. When a guy has sex with a woman and rubs his penis across her upper lip, putting her own vaginal juices on her upper lip, making an authentic looking Mexican mustache.
I didn't want a Dirty Sanchez, so he gave me a Candy Sanchez instead.
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Considered to be the "next level" in the progression of the your mom insult meme. Perhaps even more meaningless than your mom..