The Jizz Wagon

What is The Jizz Wagon?

A penis, specifically my penis.

Any girls want a ride on my jizz wagon?

Eyam

1. Leet way to say "I am" eyam cool.. roflol eyam teh ubernub!!!11..

Hoofin'

1. Used when describing a member of the opposite sex that is either fat, or unattractive. "Holy shit, that girl is hoofin'! Yeah..

Ewer

1. A pimple near the sphincter, that has been neglected and is slowly turning gangrenous. The ewer on butt is really sore. See pimple, zi..

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