Lob Job

What is Lob Job?


1.

a sexual move that involves a woman giving a man a handjob while wearing an oven mitt, thus resembling the claw of a lobster.

Steve: Hey foods teacher, put that oven mitt on and jerk me off.

Foods teacher: oh, you mean give you a lob job, sure.

Steve: oh wow, your the best!

See lob, job, lobster, handjob, oven, mitt, hand

2.

nub insertion by means of a partial limb or joint.

He was a weird guy, but who knew he was into lob jobbing?!


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