What is Lob Job?
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a sexual move that involves a woman giving a man a handjob while wearing an oven mitt, thus resembling the claw of a lobster.
Steve: Hey foods teacher, put that oven mitt on and jerk me off.
Foods teacher: oh, you mean give you a lob job, sure.
Steve: oh wow, your the best!
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nub insertion by means of a partial limb or joint.
He was a weird guy, but who knew he was into lob jobbing?!
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a name you call somebody with freckles that you assume they also have on the tip of their penis
shaun:your a fag
me: shut the fuck up ..
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The coital act of a penis pounding a forgotten tampon deep into the female vagina.
I had no idea I was loading the musket. That whore! ..