Candy Suxxx

What is Candy Suxxx?


1.

Porn star from PS2, PC & Xbox game Vice City, who works for seriously-going-downhill porn studios Interglobal Films. In one scene you nearly, oh so nearly see her humping. All you see is a head going up and down whilst she is moaning like in the cafe scene in When Harry Met Sally.

Candy: I'm sorry, but I don't think I can swallow this right now.

Director: Oh, come on, darling! He's hung like a sperm whale for pitys sake! How can you not feel the part?


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