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One who takes pleasure in a little bit of undie punching every now and then.
Simo: I think he "assaulted" her
Me: He punched..
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Supposedly making out for 20 minutes burns 400 calories.
Actually, 400 Kilocalories, but food companies thought it would be easier to d..
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a horrible singer but loves to sing. loves starbucks, bagels and cream cheese, coors light, and vodka with cranberry juice. takes far to..
