Candy Van Edit Meaning

1. When given a hand job, but the hand is relative to position and motion, as if pumping a keg. Results in pain and chafing. That girl keg..

1. n. Very nice female breasts boobs, Hey girl let me sweat up on your jam cones. -or- Hey girl lemme see dem jam cones...

1. Straightjacket, so called because you hug yourself when you're wearing it. Keep laughing like that and they're going to put y..