What is Canoed?
1.
when a cigarette or joint is improperly lit so that it burns only on the top half. probably canadian in origin.
dude, you totally canoed that ciggy!
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2.
To fake ones death with a canoe to gain life insurance money for money hungry wife.
I was so broke that I canoed myself, but got caught by the filth. Now I am doing 10 for fraud
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