Cantabilism

What is Cantabilism?


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n. - a musical condition where one is so concerned about playing a beautiful melody that one plays too softly to be heard - literally, the melody eating itself.

When the cantabilistic pianist played the Moonlight Sonata, the people in the back rows of the auditorium simply got up and left.


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