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An excessive use of language in a criticizing manner.
PERSON A: So I went to the store today.
PERSON B: Why do you think i care abou..
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A famous excuse for not coming in on mondays.
employee 1: hey i can't come in today my dog ate a bagel
jared: thats okay buddy i ..
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Someone who has spent at least 913489545 hours in a tanning bed, and has acquired an unearthly citrus glow.
Check out that orangeskin! ..
