What is Canteen Medals?
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Pieces or splashes of food that fall onto one's shirt at lunchtime, and that go unnoticed until a colleague points it out
'Did you see Tina eating that chicken soup at lunchtime?'
'Yeah I saw those canteen medals on her shirt when she was at the photocopier'
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