Canvey Ginge

What is Canvey Ginge?

Elusive Red Haired Starfish Bandit, known to inhabit Canvey Island, Essex

Modern day version of the 1950s Canvey Monster

They found her wandering the streets in shock the next day - she had fallen for the siren song of the Canvey Ginge

See ginger, starfish, bandit, red head

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