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Beating off onto the ass of a lazy/sleeping sexual partner, usually done when drunk or extremely horny.
Bob: Yo man, you get any actio..
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a giant turd made into a meat patty put on a bun
hey i just had a mondoburger it tasted like poop on a bun
See burgers, turds, chuds, ..
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Masturbation. Called zero-to-three because that's how many times you do it per day.
Alright guys, I'm going home to zero-to-..