Caplameter

What is Caplameter?


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Multifunctional device used in the measure of Caplans. It can be used as a metronometo set a pace, or to record the pace. It is typically place upon the headboard and works well in measuring the repetitive thump.

"Last night I broke my Caplameter. I topped out at 320 Caplans and it thumped off the headboard."

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