What is Capridophile?
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A twentysomething male whose chief purpose in life is to hang around secondary school gates in poorly modified "sportscars" eg.Vauxhall Nova, Ford Fiesta, in order to attract willing jailbait. Characterised by bumfluff moustache and cheap jewelry.
"He is a capridophile."
"Mum, can you wash my games kit? It's drenched with a capridophile's cock suds."
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Phrase used by those with a small penis and therefore intended to imply that size doesn’t matter.
Hey, stop laughing, it's quality..