Captain America Card

What is Captain America Card?


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In the Game of Rape, The Capt. America Card, or Captain, is the King of Hearts. His awesomeness is unsurpassed. The Captain has the power to perform a Rape Combo on any card, albeit it is considered bad form to play the Captain on the SC Card(He has standards, afterall).

The Captain is also an integral part in the coveted Caledonia Combo.

SHA-ZAM! The Captain has owned you bitch! Try to Dave me will ya!


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