What is Kunk?
1.
a)A male person with femme girly habits.
This person also possesses a very low IQ, no artistic skills ( or any skills for that matter) and generally very detestable.
b)The act of being utterly retarded, making no sense and thinking you know better , even when proven wrong.
A/B) Dude, stop being/acting like a fucking Kunk.
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2.
A smelly, dirty, hairy, grimy vagina
1) Yo that slut has a kunk
2) She is so unkept, I bet she has a kunk
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3.
arrogant Texan
"My name is Kunk and I like football"
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4.
A fabled substance produced by the vagina which resembles ungrated Parmesan cheese and smells and tastes like cauliflower. It is frequently sold on the black market and celebrities who wish to make some extra cash have been known to sell their kunk to the kunk connoisseurs of the world. The Queen of England has the most valuable kunk worldwide but she will not sell her kunk. People enjoy kunk on a variety of foods including kunk on toast, kunky fries, macaroni and kunk, and the all time favorite, kunk burgers. Kunk can also be used as a hair mask, for damaged locks.
EW I hooked up with that girl last night, stay away man, she has rotten kunk.
mmm...try my banana kunk milkshake!
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5.
Verb: to crash or break something with a noise, crash, gurgling or mechanical sound, or thud. To wreck or junk something, perhaps an old automobile called a 'clunker'. To hit someone or something, producing a thud sound.
STP kunked-out my engine.
That boy tried to grab my pepper-grinder, so I kunked him over the head with it.
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6.
1. The sound of an indignant slamming of a telephone handset onto its cradle
2. The sound of a large-headed frenchmen plummeting of a bed in a alcohol-induced stupor
1 *künk* Aaahh F&$^! I fell out of bed guys, f*@#
2. Yes i have a reservation under K. Üüüüüüünk!
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7.
The substance that is expelled from the anus during a Quarmh. Shitty semen.
If you don't take your cock out of my ass right this instant, i'll Quarmh kunk all over your balls.
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