Captain Cock

What is Captain Cock?

When one drinks way to much Captain Morgan, and can not control what or who his penis will do.

If you say that you will have Captain Cock before you start drinking you are not liable for your actions. (ugly,fat,just all around nasty bitches)

I'm just letting you know I will have Captain Cock tonight so i am not responsible for "his" actions tonight.

See captain, captian, cock, morgan, captain morgan

Uhhh, No

1. A phrase used by oh-so-rebellious teenagers when they can't be arsed to come up with a more creatively sarcastic answer. "Did..

Yibbidy

1. 1. i'm all for it 2. damn striaght jizack-hey kundi you up for smoking za fuckin' huge blunt? kundi-Yibbidy!!!! ..

Uber Pwnage

1. This is a more 1337variation of uber ownage. The word ownage is purposely misspelled to elevate the level of 1337ness in said sentence...

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