What is Captain Cock?
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When one drinks way to much Captain Morgan, and can not control what or who his penis will do.
If you say that you will have Captain Cock before you start drinking you are not liable for your actions. (ugly,fat,just all around nasty bitches)
I'm just letting you know I will have Captain Cock tonight so i am not responsible for "his" actions tonight.
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A term of exclamation, a positive affirmation. Not to be taken as a sexual term because beaveris in the phrase
Used in a conversation:..
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Preventing another driver from getting around you when you are all ready speeding and then slowing down to the speed of the next slowest..