Captain Cock

What is Captain Cock?

When one drinks way to much Captain Morgan, and can not control what or who his penis will do.

If you say that you will have Captain Cock before you start drinking you are not liable for your actions. (ugly,fat,just all around nasty bitches)

I'm just letting you know I will have Captain Cock tonight so i am not responsible for "his" actions tonight.

See captain, captian, cock, morgan, captain morgan

Phelch

1. The act of one licking the sperm out of the asshole after one has done the other tight up the ass. Whe he realized his tight asshole wa..

Oostermay

1. Forceful, yet degrating term for the anticipation of crapping on one's face. Dude! I will oostermay all over you!..

Jerk Baby

1. Someone who is such a jerk, they had to be born as one. That guy over there is such a jerk baby. See jb, jerk, asshole, douche..

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