Captain Cock

What is Captain Cock?

When one drinks way to much Captain Morgan, and can not control what or who his penis will do.

If you say that you will have Captain Cock before you start drinking you are not liable for your actions. (ugly,fat,just all around nasty bitches)

I'm just letting you know I will have Captain Cock tonight so i am not responsible for "his" actions tonight.

See captain, captian, cock, morgan, captain morgan

Merloted

1. gettin bombed on fine red wine That girl is drinking pints of red wine shes gonna be merloted in an hour See wine, red, drunk, smashed..

Pink Fantastie

1. A crazy color invented by Virginia,aka Bunny, aka loppy Mama said I could paint my room pink fantastie..

Ushtey

1. word used instead of water pass me a glass of ushtey See razzle..

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