What is Captain Cock?
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When one drinks way to much Captain Morgan, and can not control what or who his penis will do.
If you say that you will have Captain Cock before you start drinking you are not liable for your actions. (ugly,fat,just all around nasty bitches)
I'm just letting you know I will have Captain Cock tonight so i am not responsible for "his" actions tonight.
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A word describing an individual who has delusions that he knows how to write poetry and is a romantic.
Also an individual who is a ho..
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alcohol intoxicated, drunk (from a deliberate spoonerism on under the influence of alcohol)
I'll bet he's under the affluence..
