What is Captain Cucumber?
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this describes anyone who has used a cucumber as a sexual instrument(usually through the rectum) rather than a vegetable
random guy: ''hey! how long do you take in the bathroom man''
other random guy (in bathroom): ''umn.....not long'' (groans)
1st random guy: (opens bathroom door and witnesses a large cucumber hanging from the other random guys ass with a dumbstruck look on his face)
''oh my god, CAPTAIN CUCUMBER, i knew it!
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