Captain Cucumber

What is Captain Cucumber?


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this describes anyone who has used a cucumber as a sexual instrument(usually through the rectum) rather than a vegetable

random guy: ''hey! how long do you take in the bathroom man''

other random guy (in bathroom): ''umn.....not long'' (groans)

1st random guy: (opens bathroom door and witnesses a large cucumber hanging from the other random guys ass with a dumbstruck look on his face)

''oh my god, CAPTAIN CUCUMBER, i knew it!

See cucumber, captain, rectum, hmm


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