Captain Egain

What is Captain Egain?

A superhero for a new safer millenium.

Captain egain will sort your emails with superspeed and wipe out his evil arch enemy SPAM.

Superpowers include being able to smoke 10 joints at once and rolling a phat one before you can say "roll me a phat one"

Is it a bird?

Is it a plane...

No shit! It's Captain Egain!!!

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Lebanon, Ct

1. A tiny town in New London county. What it lacks in civilization and things like stop lights and pavement, it makes up for with cows, ch..

Plody

1. A pile of bodies. Damn, Jim. Thanks to that light machine gun you've got, there's a nice plody in front of the door. See sho..

Yakutakay

1. When your balls get caught on one side. It's just like any other day as I saunter through the woods until an intense yakutakay rad..

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