Captain Fluffypants

What is Captain Fluffypants?

A phrase defining a woman who is not, so to speak, slim. (see fluffy) Be used as a jokeful insult, or a counter attack in an argument.

Friend's Mom- You threw pudding at the dog!

Daniel- But Casey tried to eat me!

Friend's Mom- Our dog is not supposed to have chocolate!

Daniel- Well SORRY captain fluffypants!

See fluffy, fat, chunky, big

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