What is Captain Morgan Crunch?


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Captain Crunch + Captain Morgan(as milk)

i.e. "The best way to start your morgen"

Captain Morgan Crunch: It's like a party in my mouth and everyone vomited.

See captain, morgan, crunch, breakfast, morgen


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