Captain Morganist

What is Captain Morganist?


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Based on the 2009 Captain Morgan ad campaigns, opporunists who go to parties and create scenarios where they can easily obtain sexual appreciation from multiple member's of the opposite sex

Bro #1: I'll put posters of me and my crew outside the club that make us look famous when we are really just four regular guys

Bro #2: Damn you are such a Captain Morganist

Bro #1: I'll find girls at a costume party and have me and my friends dress up in costumes that match them

Bro #2: Wow you are certainly an avid pracitioner of the Captain Morganist philosophy

Bro #1: I'll buy a bunch of captain morgan and then be the guy who bought all the drinks

Bro #2: sweet, free drinks

See alcohol, opportunist, drunk as a skunk, smooth operator


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