What is Oh Noes?
1.
Something you say when the FBI or the police are at your door, and they are after your LUNIX.
Casual use can be caused by a combination of displeasement and fear for Microsoft lawsuits against open source operating systems, such as Redhate Lunix. It may include other, less important things.
JeffK: "Oh noes, teh police! HIDE TEH LUNIX!!!11"
"Oh noes, I forgot to take your bro out of the oven!"
2.
The most awsome expression of dismay ever.
1. OH NOES ITS OPERCAB00SE!!
2. OH NOES TEH HAXX0RS STOLED MY MEGAHURTZ!! what shall I do?!?!/1
3.
Used when something that happens that is the worstest thing that could ever happen, seemingly.
When Darth Vader tells Luke Skywalker he is his Father.
Darth: "Luke, I am your father!"
Luke: "Oh Noes!"
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4.
What to say when the giant, rhinoceros-like alien comes to eat you in your poorly-constructed marine base.
"OH NOES!!!11" exclaimed teh Cyphage, mere seconds before the enzymes met his skin.
5.
When something bad has happened or is about to happen, you shout OH NOOOOESSS as a replacement to the dull, tired "oh no". Extra o's and e's can be added for extra emphasis.
OH NOOOEEESSS!!! My lunch is over!
6.
This means the same as saying "oh no!" Saying it plural makes the word "kewl."
Oh noes! My friend got banned from IRC.
7.
You remember lemmings? When you nuke a lemming he says "oh no" and explodes. If you truly mess up a level beyond repair and the only thing you can do is lose, you mass nuke your lemmings. They all say "oh no".
= Oh Noes!
Ah crap I messed it uo AGAIN! Oh noes!
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